Dear =deathofrats,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub, outside of your office and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumbkid.
I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I HATE your cooking and our friendship is ruined.

Go drown yourself

Me.


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The worst part is it is kind of coherent, except for the elephant part...

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